Plush Dog Cat

Plush Dog Cat
Poll/survey; for you bored people out there?

Yay

1.Edward vs. Jacob?
2.Brunettes vs. Blonds?
3.Rock vs. Rap?
4.Cats vs. Dogs?
5.Day vs. Night?
6.Books vs. Movies?
7.Mom vs. Dad?
8.Boys vs. Girls?
9.Sex vs. Food? [lol]
10.NigaHiga vs. Smosh?
11.Jonas Brothers vs. The Beatles?!
12.School vs. Work?
13.Small town vs. Big City?
14.Driving vs. Walking?
15.Boxers vs. Briefs?
Now time for the random ones
16.Yoda vs. A Cow?
17.Plush Rabbit vs. Spinal Cord?
18.Tree vs. Old man with a du-rag?
19.Homeless Person vs. Miley Cyrus?
20.Uncle Sam vs. Periodic Table of Elements?

Bored as hell, but these things are irresistable...

1.Edward vs. Jacob? Generation gap. Who?
2.Brunettes vs. Blonds? Readhead. Married to one. Lovely.
3.Rock vs. Rap? Rock. Rap is too mysoginistic. Look it up.
4.Cats vs. Dogs? Cats. They taste like chicken.
5.Day vs. Night? Night. My skin curdles in daylight.
6.Books vs. Movies? Books. Movies can never do justice to your imagination, can they?
7.Mom vs. Dad? Mom. Dad, while a great guy, has been dead for a while.
8.Boys vs. Girls? Girls. Or more precisely, women.
9.Sex vs. Food? [lol] Like you need to ask.
10.NigaHiga vs. Smosh? Smosh sounds more appealing, but I'm probably too old and brittle...
11.Jonas Brothers vs. The Beatles?! Corporate Crap vs. Genius. Another tough one
12.School vs. Work? Work. It pays way better.
13.Small town vs. Big City? Big city. Get lost in it. Better yet, get found.
14.Driving vs. Walking? Walking. Too much road rage out there.
15.Boxers vs. Briefs? Boxer briefs. The best of both worlds.
Now time for the random ones
16.Yoda vs. A Cow? Yoda. He doesn't emit methane...does he?
17.Plush Rabbit vs. Spinal Cord? Spinal chord. Helps me stand up straight.
18.Tree vs. Old man with a du-rag? Tree. Gives off oxygen.
19.Homeless Person vs. Miley Cyrus? Homeless person. Has more to offer society.
20.Uncle Sam vs. Periodic Table of Elements? Uncle Sam. Easier to understand.